for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com
At first I thought this was a list of fetishes because of that first one, and i got real scared.
Everyone in the theater
…and then there’s me.
lol how they looked at each other when the song started like oh shit this our jam lolol
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"
When I’m almost done reading a good book.
WHY DOES THAT ELEPHANT REMIND ME OF JOHN GREEN SO MUCH
He’s Counting Down From 21, And By The Time He Reaches 15, My Stomach Is In Knots